Showing posts with label what the fuck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label what the fuck. Show all posts

Thursday, November 26, 2009

HEYYYYYY BLOGGERRRRRR

how you doin?? :D
omg i missed blogger.. sorry i havent update anything lately.
anyway, just wanna ranting about some things.
it's about my school.
it was a really big mistake that i still study in there.
why?
you're not gonna believe this.
this school is retardedly stupid.
yesterday, is a teacher day here. the teachers are decided to make a useless competition based on a reality show called "take me out/take him out".
they thought it would be sooooo cool but the truth is, they were just ruining my day.
i supposed to sit in my class, listening to my iPod, and sleeping or drawing on my arms.
i was planning to skip school too, but i burried it in my deepest mind of mine because i knew it; it's not gonna work.
so, i'm just gonna straight to the point.
their performance are : magic, dancing, singing.
not only that, but this teacher, he teaches us physics, doing a presentation about 'how we feel about our self is what should we believe. dont care about other people think about us, at least we know what can we do the best'.
wow.
sounds...
weird.
well, basically all the teachers in my school are weirdos though :p
hmm..
so.. moral of the day :
teachers these days are uselessly breathing.
they are not worth our life, so dont believe with what your teacher said to you. they are not the best person who knows everything.

done.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

FUCK MY DAY.

YEAH.
Aku langsung aja ya.
Jadi,2 hari yang lalu aku buka-buka blognya martin johnson dan nemu ada foto dia ama paul digiovanni. Aku tertarik,terus aku buka kan...
Ada fans dari MALAYSIA,yang ngoment berkali-kali. Isinya sama. Sumpahhhh aku beteee.
Isi commentnya :
"maartiiin ! can you say hi pleaseee :D

I heard you guys will be coming back to malaysia in january next year?? someone told me that john told her. is it true?? is it true??"

Ya ampun ehh,dia nulis ampe berkali-kali. Si Martin bales sih :

"hiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!*!*!*!&!*!&!

there are rumors of another trip to asia around that time...thats all i've heard. i'm hoping so. are malaysian fans are amazing."

But I know how it feels. Hehe :D
Karena aku udah kadung kesel,aku comment aja :

"gosh you're annoying.
if i were martin,i will block you.
just saying.
thinking about his side,though.

dont be a crazy fannn."

Itu udah sesopan mungkin lohh...Terus ada yang comment lagi :

"but except, you are NOT martin right ? you are most probably just some problematic loser who has no life because you actually made time to read all of martin's old comments? I mean really?

You should really start looking into school if you want to have any sort of future."

!##%$%&^%*^*(&(*&(&*^%$#@@*&%!##%$%&^%*^*(&(*&(&*^%$#@@*&%!##%$%&^%*^*(&(*&(&*^%$#@@*&%!##%$%&^%*^*(&(*&(&*^%$#@@*&%$&*
amp;*
amp;*

Aku bales :

""...problematic loser who has no life because you actually made time to read all of martin's old comments"

if that was me,then what are you???
a high class stalker??? FUCK YOU!"

ARGH.
PENGEN AKU BUNUH ORANG YANG COMMENT BARUSAN TU. Pokoknya aku ngomel2 deh di blognya Martin. Ga peduli dia baca ato nggak,peduli ato nggak.

Terus,ada comment menyebalkan lagi :
"
HEY MARTIN! pls do come back here to MALAYSIA in january next year! we'll be waiting! see me, front row! ;D
"

3 ato 4 kali gitu dia comment. PAKE JILBAB BO FOTONYAAAA...FOTO BERDUA AMA MARTIN LAGI! JENENGNYA NYENEBIN LAGI!
AHHHHH fuck her lifeeee!!

Ya udah,aku bales lagi dengan BAHASA YANG CUKUP sopan.

"H A H A





sorry.



but...
(sorry)






pathetic."

SOPAN KAN?? AKU NGOMONG SORRY 2 KALI LOH!

Udah,ga dibales.

Ini ada comment lain,yang PALING bikin aku muakkkk.

"LOOL!
Well, come back to Malaysia and I'll get you something original- anything you like. 8)
Which reminds me...WHY WERE YOU NOT WITH BRYAN LAST SATURDAY AT THE KLCC?! My friends and I drove all the way there just to see you guys and get some autographs and pictures. We were so stoked when we saw Bryan and literally chased after him(damn, he's fast! you guys have really looonngggg legs! and arms too.) Got Bryan to sign on the LOVE DRUNK album I just bought though. 8D too bad the rest of you guys weren't there. :(( we ran up and down and back and forth in that humongous mall searching for you guys!
Do come back to Malaysia, I still need three more other signatures to complete the LOVE DRUNK album. x) *love the album by the way; been listening to it over and over again!

P.S. sent my regards to the band and oh, if you don't mind asking Bryan if he remembers two crazy girls chasing after him near Coffee Bean? Ah, starstruck moment- it was so embarrassing. lol.

tricia."

UGH,dasar maniakkkk! Secinta-cintanya aku ama boys like girls ato ama all time low juga aku ga,inget,GA BAKAL nulis kaya gitu. Kayak apaan ja loh. Stalkerrrr!
Ya aku comment deh :
"=/




you're annoying.
you're pathetic.
you're an insane fangirl.
your country needs a life.
STOP stealing indonesian culture.
and if i were you,i would be ashamed."

HAHA. YANG TERAKHIR INI AKU AKUI EMANG AGAK KURANG AJAR.
TAPI,ADA YANG BALES :

"
well your country needs a life, too. rather than claiming everything is yours? hahaha"

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU,BITCHHHHH????
YA AMPUUUUN....YANG NGE-CLAIM SEGALA BUDAYA INDONESIA SEBAGAI NEGARANYA ITU KAN NEGARA MALAYSIA????
KOK UDAH NEGARANYA ANEH,RAKYATNYA BULLSHIT SEMUA SIHHHHH???
BANGKE.

Udah,aku males comment,biarin dah dia mau ngomong aku gila ato apa.
Intinya,aku ga suka malaysia.
Sama sekali.
It bothers me much.
Stay away from me,Malaysians.

P.S.: All those pathetic comments are from malaysia people.
Aku lebih milih aku yang ke US sendiri buat ntn mereka daripada ngeliat orang-orang sinting nonton mereka. Ughh.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

I've been dying to reach you.

GOSHHHHHH.
Semalem,setelah aku post blog-ku,ada sms;
"Siap-siap. Di perkirakan akan terjadi gempa di Jawa dan getarannya akan sampai di Bali. Kurang lebih jam 12-3 pagi,siaga. Berdoalah.."
GLEK.
Aku langsung keringet dingin.
Aku ngecek jam;sekarang jam 10.
Ya ampuuuuuun.....aku mau ngomong ama mamaku,tapi ga berani.
Takut banget jadi kepikiran.
Akhirnya,aku berusaha gak mikirin soal gempa tersebut.
Tapi,tiba-tiba mamaku nunjukin aku sms :
"Waspada ya,katanya jam 1-3 pagi nanti bakal ada gempa. Getarannya dari Jawa. Siap-siap...kita ga tau apa yang bakal terjadi. Gempa di Jawa nanti akan berskala kurang lebih 8,2 SR....."
Haduuuuuh.
Makin merinding.
Akhirnya,aku cepet-cepet matiin laptop,terus doa rosario.
Aku bener-bener berdoa,memohon.

Nah,selagi aku doa mamaku tiba-tiba ngidupin lampu terus ngambil surat-surat tanah/apa gitu.
Aku intip-intip apa yang lagi mamaku kerjakan.
Dia lagi ngambil koper kecil,dia masukin baju,dia ngambil perhiasan terus dipindah ke kotak kecil,dia siapin charger,dia baca-baca surat yang ada di amplop coklat,dia menghela nafas.
Makin merinding.
(De ja vu!)
Aku cepetin doanya,terus ngeliatin mamaku.

Aku : "Ma,ga bakal ada apa-apa." *deg-deg an*
Mami : "Iya...ga ada apa-apa..." *masih sambil baca surat2 tanah*
Aku : "Mami ngapain dong,ngerapiin begituan???" *dengan nada tinggi*
Mami : "Mami cuma rapi-rapi ajaaa.." *udah selesai baca,dia masukin amplop itu ke tas koper*
Aku : "GA ADA APA-APA,MAMIII!!" *@!(@#$%!01uz(&(%$&&*
Mami : "Apaan sihh???" *sambil masukin beberapa stel baju*

OMG.
Ya udah,aku pasrah mamaku mau ngapain. Aku akhirnya doa aja dalem hati..
Aku tidur di dada mamaku,sambil memohon dan berharap ga akan ada gempa...
Akhirnya aku tertidur...

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Ga ada apa-apa sampe pagi ini. Aku jadi pengen banting hapeku;bikin panik aja.
Nah..tadi siang ada lagi yang ngaggetin.
Jadi,abis pelajaran matematika,guruku baru keluar...
Tiba-tiba,ada suara dari speaker. Anak-anak kelasku kan ribut banget,aku suruh diem bentar denger pengumuman.
"......insturksi wali kelasnya karena ada GEMPA."
AIHHHH...
Semua diem 0,01 detik,dan.....





"WARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAWWWW! GEMPHHAAAAAA!!!!!! GYAAAAAA!!!!"
Panik...
Wiiih,tanah serasa geter beneran.
Kita semua lari ga karuan. Semua barang aku asal masukin aja.
Gila,aku langsung lariiiii!
Langsung teriak-teriak;YANG BENER?????
Pokonya,aku lari ga jelas,luntang lantung.
Akhirnya,sampe juga di bawah.
Begitu sampe bawah,anak-anak SD pada ngetawain...
"Kan cuma boongan....Latihan....Weeee....Hahahaha!"
SIALAN.
Ternyata cuma simulasi.
Waktunya tepat banget kaya kemaren gitu sih soalnya.
Ih,masa mau tiap hari sport jantung gini sih?
Mati juga lama-lama aku..

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Pokoknya,aku capek banget hari ini.
Saking shocknya,perutku sampe mules.
Haduh....ga lagi-lagi deh..
JB tu nokk...lain kali,kalo mau ada simulasi ngomong yang jelas kek!
Masa guru-guru juga ga tau kalo ini cuma simulasi... -_____-
HAIH..........